Look. Do you want this guy to be the developer of YOUR games? No, of course you won't. A narwhal with no limbs can do better. But look at this guy. "CAN I BE OF PROGRAMMINGS?" ? that's an actual quote that I just made up. But Phil Fish is such a big idiot I don't blame you for believing.
Anyways, Phil's life story.
1923- Evil wizard forms Phil and hides him in his lab, deciding the creature is too evil to release. He names him Phillipe Poisson because he believes it's an evil sounding name. I don't blame him.
2006- Phil is released.
2007- Phil 1.1 (major bug fixes, you know, the same ones FEZ for XBOX DIDN'T get.) is released.
2008- Phil 2.0 ( Improved interface, added changable hipster glasses [Rare item: Unholy 3D Glasses of Evil])
Unknown Date : FEZ is announced and is not released for over 30 years of fans waiting, also half of the fan base dies.
2013- Phil Fish gets butthurt over a FREAKING argument in twitter and SHUTS DOWN FEZ 2 production. Fans say : "Meh, I think Rogue Legacy looks cool. Better check it out."